Sunday, July 11, 2010

call me taxi!

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

who is god!

Two goldfish in a bowl talking: 

Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?

Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?

where can one get sugar ??

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.