Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month 
To Get Married..? 


2nd Man: Octemb Ruary.. 


1st Man: Don't Be Silly, 
There Is No Such Month 


2nd Man: Exactly.. :) :-P

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK 

Boy: Marry Me.. ? 

Girl: Do You Have A House.. ? 

Boy: No.. 

Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ? 

Boy: No.. 

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ? 

Boy: No Salary.. But,.. 

Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!! 

Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa, 

3 Property Lands, 

3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. 

Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?! 

How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.. :P