Monday, July 19, 2010

mathematics

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

School Ahead, Go Slow

TEACHER: Why are you late? 
STUDENT: Because of the sign. 
TEACHER: What sign?
STUDENT: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."