Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Go hide!

Grand father to Grand son:
Go hide!..... Your teacher is here because you bunked school today!

Grand Son:
NOOoooooo granpa.......You go and hide..!!

I told her that I'm on leave because you passed away today

GRAVITATIONAL FORCE

A student
was sleeping in class.
His head was going down
and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks
... "What is this?".
Student:"GRAVITATIONAL
FORCE"!..

I FORGOT ROOM KEY IN D CAR

‎3 Frndz Living In A Room At 100th Floor Of d Buildng.

1Day Lift Was Not Workng.

So While Going Upstairs,
They Decided to Tell A Story.

1st Person Told An Action Story Up2 50th Floor,

2nd Told Comedy Story Up2 99th Floor,

3rd Told Horror Story
Which Had only 1Sentence

"I FORGOT ROOM KEY IN D CAR"

write 100 timez.


A lady broke the traffic signal...

Police :- Stop!!

Lady :- Plz let me go.I'm a teacher.

Police :- Aah,I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write...
'I'll never break signal' 100 timez..:P :P :D