DON'T STOP!!!!!.....

Girl: What if a boy hugs me?
Mom: Say Don't
Girl: What if he kisses me?
Mom: Say stop.
The next day when the girl goes to school her boyfriend hugs and kisses her well so she says as her mother told her to do and she quickly said DON'T STOP!!!!!.....

God go to bathroom?

Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom?
Mom: Why? my child..
Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."

brand new red Ferrari

One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?"
Dan says, "OOOOH WOW!!!"
Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"

Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..?

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month 
To Get Married..? 


2nd Man: Octemb Ruary.. 


1st Man: Don't Be Silly, 
There Is No Such Month 


2nd Man: Exactly.. :) :-P

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK

HEIGHT OF BADLUCK 

Boy: Marry Me.. ? 

Girl: Do You Have A House.. ? 

Boy: No.. 

Girl: Do You Have A BMW Car.. ? 

Boy: No.. 

Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.. ? 

Boy: No Salary.. But,.. 

Girl: No But. You Have Nothing.. How Can I Marry You.?? Leave Please.!! 

Boy: (Talk To Himself) I Have One Villa, 

3 Property Lands, 

3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. 

Why I Still Need To Buy BMW.?! 

How Can I Get The Salary When Actually I'm The BOSS.. :P