man & women

FUTURE:
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS:
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE:
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.